Bit Stupid

Irony My Honey chotto matte kure! Ima kara kuru no!? [IYA] to ienai
 Quietly Evenly Furikaeba [KONPA] no take out temaneki shiteru

Suddenly I'm sorry "shigoto ni natta" keredo koneko-chan wa [DADA] koneru
Stop! Make up! Hurry up! Umaku gomakashi kaeraseta kedo kiss sae shitenai

Toriaezu heya miwatasushite korekara ga jikan to no shoubu
[TOIRE] no kami inoru na yo?! [PURIKURA] haru na yo?!
Nagai kami mo ochitenai shi kousui no nioi mo keshita shi
Donna mondai! It's OK! Ore wa kanzen hanzai sa!

Tsumari...kore wa...seibu tsugakuteki...osu no seiriteki koudou de...
Don't you know? Understand? Yappari kore jya iiwake ni naranai?

Don't worry Take it easy "okaeri nasai" shouko mo inmetsu konseki mo nai
The lip stick OH! Boo! Sit! Kanojo njanai?! Megami no sabaki wa [HANPA] jya nai

Arittake no seii to uso wo teinei ni umaku narabete
Tama ni tsuyosa misete hiraikinaosscha [DAME]
Kuchikazu ga oosugita ka na? Subete mitooshi no kao de
Donna mondai mo kaiketsu!? Kimi wa meitantei ka?!

Masaka...kore ga...idenshi ga kuteki osu no dairokkanteki chotsukan?!
Unbelieve. I don't know. Toki sude ni osokushi nakiotoshi mo kikanai?

Gomakashiteru wake jyanakute kono bashinogi nanka jyanakute
Kigentori jyanakute ichigen dake kiite?
Herikutsu bakari da keredo [NANPA] natoko mo aru kedo
Ketsukyoku yappari totemo kimi ga itoshiin da yo

Kaeru basho wa kimi dake dakara sonna ni [MUSU]tto okoranai de
Tama ni yosomi suru kurai nara otoko da shi chotto kurai ii jyanai?
Don't you know? Understand? Seibu tsugakuteki...osu no seiriteki koudou de...
I love you. Please believe! Yurushite kudasai mada ato nikai kurai