Deus

Deus does not exit
But if he does, he lives up above me
In the fattest largest cloud up there
He's whiter than white and cleaner than clean
He wants to reach meDeus does not exist
But if he does I always notice him
Getting ready in his airy room
He's picking his gloves so gently off
He wants to touch meIm walking humbly down a tiny street
Pulling my collar it gets bigger, oohI once met him
It really surprised me
He put me in a bath tub
Made me squeeky clean
Really cleanTo create a universe
You must taste
The forbidden fruitHe said, "Hi", I said, "Hi
I was still cleanDeus does not exist
But if he does he'd want
To get down from that cloud
First marzipan fingersThen marble hands
More silent than silence
And slower than slow
Diving towards meMy collar is huge room for two hands
They start at the chest and move slowly downI thought I had seen everything
He wasn't white and fluffy
He just had side burns
He just had side burns and a quiffBut he said, "Hi", I said, "Hi"
I was still clean
I was squeeky clean
I was surprised
Just as you would beDeus, Deus
Deus, DeusDeus, Deus
He does not existDeus, Deus
He does not existDeus, Deus
He does not exist
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