The Viper

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper, 

  I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone, 
  I said "Who's that at half past three?"  And a frightening voice came back at me! 
  "Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! I'll sssee you in seven weekss" 
  My head was spinning and my knees were weak, 
  I could hardly stand on my own two feet! 
  Its next call got me out of bed, 
  Then how I flipped when that voice said, 
  "Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! I'll see you in seven days" 
  I shook like Jell-O in a hurricane! 

  My heart was pounding like a Pullman train. 
  Again that voice upset me so, 
  Again I flipped as it said, "Oh, oh!" 
  "Sssssss! I am The Viper, I'll ssssee you in sssseven ssssecondsss!" 
  Now I'm certain that my time has come! 
  I can hear its knock; it's too late to run! 
  I know that I must let it in! 
  So wish me luck, 'cause things look grim! 
  "Ssssssssssss! I am The Viper!" 
  "Oh, why have you come?" 
  "I have come to vipe your vindows!"