Mario Man

The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one dayThey stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon
Lost on penaltiesMario man
Mario man
Mario man
Mario manI married at the altar
The village idiots daughter
Oh, lucky meWe honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home aloneSo I bought myself a chip pan
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
For a holidayStruggling in a vortex
With my jacket made of Gore-tex
It fits wonderfullyMario man
Mario man
Mario man
Mario manZap, zap
Wham, wham
Says the Mario man today
(He's played so hard, he's got blisters on his fingers)Mario man
Mario man
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