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Most Offensive Song Ever
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альбомы: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. He said, "you are to be the virgin mother," And Mary thought that was weird. [Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year"] But then, Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear:["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still not be considered flawed. [Though, Mary, you went to town, and sucked some semen down,] You're still still a virgin In the eyes of god!"There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, [and Mary had to offer him a bribe.] Said she had no money, [and they had no place to sleep.] Gabriel appeared to Mary, And told her not to weep.["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the Inn, then it's not considered a sin [to suck a dick to get a room for free!"]That's right..And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such. They said that they had followed a star, And missed a woman's touch. [Mary thought that she might pleasure them, But could not take them to bed.] But, again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said...["You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] Everyone in the nation. [Fellatio ain't no sin, So go and blow those three wise men!] And you'll still be a virgin, ['Cause there ain't no penetration!"][You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary! [The donkey, or the ox and the lamb] And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick! [They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!] ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy.[Mary, you can suck my dick!] [laughter]
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