Platform Blues

One, two, three, four.

   Cardiac kid, kinda like it, kinda like it, cardiac kid don't go.
   Chronological on all your friends
   first you'll cause accidents
   raise the roof
   make us tense
   follow through to the ends
   and we'll rip the heart out from the defense.

   The lion reaps his own reward
   Serengeti nightmare for the echo tour
   you're a nice guy and I hate you for that
   thanks to people like you I'm no longer that

   Mandrake versus the snake,
   I got it on the camera for posterity,
   of my stolen wild orchids got cut,
   see those Sherpas sherpin (chirping?) from the autobus.

   It's got the right to sit on that face,
   well it was put here for me because I am great,
   I've got the right to sit on that face,
   everybody look at me and my wonderful place.

   Patty, patty, patty you're so catty,
   and it's not fair because I like to doody doddy do,
   Catty, catty, catty you're so patty,
   and it's unfair cause I like to doody doddy do with you,
   and it's unfair cause I like to doody doddy doody da with you,
   di da di doody da with you.