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Toothpick Spliffs
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MC Chris
жанры: hip-hop
альбомы: Eating's Not Cheating
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Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!I don't smoke blunts 'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie I hock a loogie, spit it out Then hit the hoochieI'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy It's my duty to get loopy On the Buddha like it's bootieI smoke fields I cold cock craps I smoke peels Smoke Robe cough dropsI smoke if it's green I smoke Monopoly homes It spices up my life When the monotony dronesI smoke bags Smoke bails Smoke 'till I see trailsOnly time I put it down Is when I see a female Just a minor detail That will usualy passI'll hit that ass Hit that glass packed Right with the grassI smoke Greedo I smoke Kermit I smoke the weed 'Til it makes me vermitI vote third party That's code for get high Pass the Yoshi To the left hand sideSmokey doesn't like me 'Cause I burn up his trees I smoke more sesame seeds Than I was Mayor McCheeseI'm just a cancer ridden MC Seekin' pain relief Pass the marijuana Hit it, hold in, releaseSmokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!I'll scrape your bong Steal roaches from your ashtray I'll rent nice dreams I'll rent Half BakedI'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes Because they taste great Only leads to cat naps Doesn't lead to date rapeLight the incense Turn on the blacklight Steady stressin' Let's get stoned like stalactitesBreak it out, break it up Pack it the bag pipes Get on the PC And play a little Half-LifeI hit the Apple And ended up at Applebee's Went to Wendy's Went to Denny's Went to Mickey D'sI went to Crystal Went to Castle Went where I pleasedAte more meat and cheese Than Mr. Dom Delouise I slept all day And I got nothing accomplishedJust being honest I get paranoid and nautious I get obnoxious It's not comin' at a constantIt's a pipe Not a pulpit Pass it on Or get accostedSmokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!
Это интересно:Кристофер Брендан Ворд IV, более известный как mc chris (заглавные буквы необязательны), рэпер и юморист-импровизатор родился 2 сентября, 1975, в Либертивилль, штат Иллинойс. Его отличительные черты - синтез таких образов как geek (на русский это примерно переводится как "ботаник, интересующийся компьютерами") и традиционного гангста имиджа, присущего многим хип-хоп исполнителям, а также высота... продолжение
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