Honey Do

Honey Do
Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day in The Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you?
I can't get away from The Honey Do

Well way back in history
about a half million years
Back in the cradle of civilized fear
Saturday morning the cave man's wife
First spoke the words to make a grown man cry

(Chorus)

Well the weekend's here
and it's time to relax
Kick up my feet in the shade out back
But I must-a been thinking
about some other guy
'cause here comes The Warden
with a look in her eye

(Chorus)

Well I dreamed I died
and went up to heaven
No more weedin', mashin' and shovelin'
I'm standing in line at the old Pearly Gates
Up steps the woman
and hands me a rake

(Chorus)

What's that?
Yes dear
Alright honey