Here's Your Freakin' Song

Kickin' the can and I'm drunk tooBaby, for years you've been saying
"Why don't you write me a song?"
And I've been like, "I don't know
'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song"But last night I decided
I'm gonna freakin' do thisWe've been together for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking ofI've been writing all night and I
I got it just right, here we goYou talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deepI promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' songAnd all my homies have always said
"What you doing with that girl?
She's fucked up in the head"My mom don't like you, my dad don't too
And my brother says you look like
A guy from Who's ScadooI'm just keeping it real
This is just how I feel, here we goYou talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deepI promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' songI can't talk or you'll get pissed
Used to dream I don't exist
I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta goWith all the shit that we've been through
This is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight? Please?I'm using manners and everything, I uh
I, I hope you like this song
I spent a lot of time on itBut I've been spent, oh, there's Erik
Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this
But uh, this is the chorusYou talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deepI promised you forever but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' songYou want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' songOkay, I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this be 3 minutes long, it's still going
Here I don't know what's happening
Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you and itOkay uh, evidently it's over now, I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it or anything and I, uh
Boy, this is sort of an awkward moment here
I, uh, uh, I'm going to be honest, I have to pee