The Congregation

Now you're here so have no fear, i'm just your friendly guide

So come along coz you belong, you joined us when you died

From your birth until your final breath

I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death



Welcome to the congregation

I hope we meet your expectation

A little tiny pinch of deviation



We understand what you had planned goes by another name

Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn't that a shame

Your application sadly was denied

But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side



Welcome to the congregation

I hope we meet your expectation

We promise it won't stain your reputation



Ah, as you can see over here the broken glass chamber of the boys from wall street. let's here it for the boys. and here in the eternal mariachi room for the defrocked priest and the telemarketers. and the totally fiery pit of boiling death the lawyers, pimps and mimes...



Welcome to the congregation

Welcome to the congregation

Welcome to the congregation

I hope we meet your expectation

So thanks for dropping by here

We're really gonna try here

But in the end you know you're gonna fry.... fry.... fry... here



Umm.. excuse me sir, is there a bathroom here?