Волшебство виски

Pee -wee on -bo -po -pi - pi - by -bo -Pei !
Guys told me : " You do not drink whiskey ,"
I once burst whiskey ,
so I fancied garbage :
If I were not a doctor rural,
and already I - Prince of Wales ,
Royally say :
"Get out, people, from me! "

To anything noble lord fortified wines !
I sit , meditate and drink as a simple gentleman,
England , I discovered yesterday - the state of fireplaces,
There's a knock on any door , answer : "Come in."

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Wife told me : " You do not drink whiskey ,"
I dreaming of whiskey
that the White House I sit ,
Capitol Hill see ,
Spahr famously in English ,
Next - Monica Lewinsky
What next - do not tell !

Over the hill even booze affectionately called " party "
Everyone there sedately , like a morgue ,
and no there is not eating like a pig ,
And we have every time instead of the party - some mothers ,
I do not care , and to the party , but I'll - for drinking culture !

"Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC"
Vozrostaet whiskey consumption in Russia.
Drink whiskey couple charok
and works wonders :
Plus Havana cigarette
and here you are - Fidel , you're Che Guevara
Automatic exchange guitar -
and in the suburban forest!

Splashing on the bottom of a glass of distant countries ,
Pugh, and Miami sun begins to warm me .
Wish it was not illusory happiness by
pocket.
Yes, and whiskey bottles - where?
Do not take the train to the embassy !

Old McDonald had a farm? E-I-E-I-O!
In the fridge - just beer, nothing more.
To Texas - a long way , and money or spear ,
Well, God bless him, this whiskey
Russian will drink product ,
have won beer, sausages yes -
interrupted , do not count!

Boots , boots are not filed , the old !