Снежный человек

snowman
Tags: T. SHaov
Vers. Timur SHaov

People love the mountains as rabid .
Go to the Alps , climbing in the Andes, the rod in the Pyrenees .
Trampled Himalayas , Tibet prowl ,
Nakurivshisya hashish Shambhala all seek .

Roerich - Merih - I do not know , did not climb Everest ,
But miracles , like sheep , more than in the Caucasus.
Somehow , being drunk , I wandered in the mountains
And with snow man met peacefully .

We sat down with him on penechek , slammed a glass
For familiarity , for nature , for the love of science.
Complained, no one to drink - boars and tours
Only grunt and shitting , no culture !

Hard for him without women , women little snow .
Says that the flesh rebels , and the hand is tired .
Asked about our lives - what city?
Is it true that Stalin died , who is Kirkorov ?

Scientists on offense : poked a finger at me ,
Obzovut that monkey , the Neanderthal .
I can not stand , says scientists - pickled cucumbers ,
On the nose, says I spit all your scientists.

We had a change, that means - did Exchanges:
He supplied me ginseng , I did - purgenom .
By the end quite drunk : digging his own grave ,
Somehow sang " Seven Forty " and " Hava Nagila ."

We danced with him lezginka embracing fraternally ,
After all - we both face Caucasian nationality .
He shouted : "In this wilderness I ugrohal youth !
Take me away , my dear friend , Timokha ! "

I took him to the village , he was accustomed , not whining .
Guys called him "Jack humanoid ."
Right now works zavskladom even started shaving .
Come , girls, on a visit, he wants to marry.