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I lived with my mother and Batya
On the Arbat - there would be so ! -
And now I'm in the medical battalion -
On the bed , covered in bandages ...

What we glory that we Claudia -
Nurse - and white light ! ..
Pomer my neighbor to the right ,
The one on the left - not yet.

And one day , as in the heat ,
The neighbor on the left , I
Suddenly said : "Listen , man,
You have feet , not really . "

How so? It is not true , my friends -
He's probably a joke !
" We will cut only the fingers " -
So the doctor told me .

But a neighbor who left,
All laughed , all joking
Even if the night delirious -
Everything about the leg said .

Scoffed , saying , do not get up ,
Do not you see , they say, the wife ! ..
Looked to you , comrade,
At ourselves !

If I was not a cripple
And get down from the bed down -
I used the fact that the left
Just bit the throat !

Pleaded sister Claudia
See what I've become ...
Would be alive neighbor to the right -
He would have told me the truth ! ..