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""Weird Al" Yankovic"
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альбомы: Straight Outta Lynwood, The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
I'll Sue Ya
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
альбомы: Straight Outta Lynwood, The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
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I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat!I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my catHuh, I sued Earthlink 'Cause I called them up N' they had the nerve to put me on holdI sued Starbucks 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap And brrr, it was cold!I sued Toys'R'Us 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball And nearly choked to deathUgh, I sued PetCo 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter And now I got bad breath!I sued Coca-Cola, yo 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle And it got stuck!I sued Delta Airlines 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey I went there, and it sucked!Yeah!!!If you stand me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds lateI'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!Ugh!!I sued Duracell They never told me not to shove that double-A Right up my noseI sued Home Depot 'Cause they sold me a hammer Which they knew I might drop on my toesI sued Dell Computers 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop Now it doesn't workI sued Fruit of the Loom 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head I look like a jerkI sued Verizon 'Cause I get all depressed everytime my cell phone is roamingI sued Colorado 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much Like WyomingI sued Neiman Marcus 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations Way out of seasonI sued Ben Affleck -- Aw, do I even need a reason?Ugh!If I sprain my ankle While I'm robbing your placeIf I hurt my knuckles When I punch you in the faceI'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue youUgh! Ugh! Ugh!I'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya! Ha-ha ha ha-haa I'll sue ya! What'chall think of that?I'll sue ya! Ha-ha ha ha-haa Boo ya! I'll sue ya!Ugh!
Это интересно:Альфред Мэтью «Странный Эл» Янкович (англ. Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) (23 октября 1959, Дауни, Калифорния) — популярный американский музыкант, известный своими пародиями современных англоязычных радио хитов. Слова его песен в большей степени основывается на высмеивании современной популярной (американской) культуры, в том числе телевидения, кино, еды, музыки и новостей в СМИ.Хотя пародии... продолжение
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